If I had a million skirts

I was sitting and staring at my ceiling when I asked myself... what would I do if I had a million skirts... here are 6 ideas

1. Find an alternate source of energy

Everything these days can be turned into a renewable energy source... so why not skirts? It will be called skirtigy and will use the awesome power of skirts combined with the spirits of dinosaurs to create efficient and dino-tastic energy

2. Turn them into ponchos for your cats

Cats, dogs, rats, armadillos ANY animal really will just love the new pet ponchos!! Pet ponchos would be so cool... The Queen would dress all of her little dogs up in them and then take a stroll in the garden in matching ponchos!!

3.Play pick-a-wall

Its similar to pick-a-boo except not. You cover your eyes with a skirt and then run around the room until you run into a wall.

4. Become a skirtibal

When in doubt eat it out!! There is no reason why you cant eat your skirts! Fried, sauteed, grilled or baked skirts are low in fat and high in fibre

5. Sew them all together to make a sail for your new boat!!

Skirts are very aerodynamic

6. Wear them

I dont know why this isn't number 1....