Drawer of Birds

Dear Crickets





Please stop your incessant chirping. I am not interested. Why are you chirping?? I can only think of the following excuses:





1. You hate me


You must have some weird grudge against me. Maybe I stepped on one of your children and this is your form of payback. Well I'm not quite sure what you are trying to achieve but if you are trying to irritate me I can tell you that its working.



2. Your queen has died and you are participating in a memorial service for her

I dont even know if crickets have queens. If you are that interested GOOGLE IT!!



3. You have lost your child and are trying to find it

YOU HAVE BEEN CHIRPING FOR HOURS YOUR KID ISNT HERE!!

4. You are aliens calling for the mothership

Get the hell out of here and stop eating my chickens!!!

I dont know crickets. You must have some weird insane reason, I just really dont care.

Yours Sincerely
Sarah