Sunday, April 18, 2010

How much does a solicitors manual weigh?

IT WEIGHS A HELL OF A LOT!! I do not joke.
My mum, aka super retired lawyer or srl, has a big giant book on the shelf that says solicitors manual. I dont suggest you read it unless you are planning on falling asleep.

What up with them manuals?
If they have manuals on how to be a lawyer they should have manuals about important things like how to make a flame-thrower out of household tools or how to get Jill to stop eating the cookies in my pantry. Someday when my procrastination is sleeping I will make a manual and it wont weigh the same as a house and it will be like a glass full of awesome!

I am a model!
I am sitting here in my stunning, overlarge school uniform getting ready for school and I am looking pretty sexy if I dont say so myself. And I dont. Nobody in a billion years can pull this uniform off SO PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING.

I'm off... time for boring town/school :)

2 comments:

  1. I read a book called "Cement and Scaffolding: An Engineers Guide To Safe and Sound Structures, 5th Edition"
    I was that bored.

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  2. the uniforms aren't that bad... if everyone is wearing them.... :S

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