Drawer of Birds: You have no idea how tired I really am

Do you know what isnt a good idea?? Setting up a blog account when you are half asleep..

I was lying in bed and I looked at the clock..7:00. I then burst out laughing because I thought of how insanely funny it would be if it were 11:11 and I could make a wish. I know! Its hilarious!!

So then I began an internal dialogue with myself that went kind of like this...

Me: GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP

Other Me: No maam... I am a lone cowgirl.. nobody can tie me down!

Me: GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP

OM (hahahahahaha): YOU CANT MAKE ME!! I control you... I AM YOUR MASTER!!!

Me: GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP

OM: Do you know what would be fun??? Making a blog... get up and make a blog Sarah

Me: NOOOOO.... Ok fine

Me is very easy to pursuade... It often gets her into sticky situations like the characters on sitcoms I dont watch because there is no way I can stay faithful to a show!! My attention span is the size of a bumble bee... maybe smaller

I just had a brilliant idea!! We could make a device that measures people's attention spans... it can be called the 'measures people's attention span device'. When somebody makes it refer them back to me and tell them that I need to get all of the credit... ITS MY IDEA DONT STEAL IT!!! Just make it and give me all of the profits.

That is Swimmy, the attention span measuring machine thing. He has three buttons a smiley face and a tube/tape measure on the side. What more could you want? Nothing, thats what.

My mum just came in..

Mum: I thought you were asleep

Me: NOOOOO

Mum: Whats in your country road bag

Me: My clothes and stuff from last night

Mum: Aren't you going to unpack that?

Me: Meh... I'll do it tommorow

Mum: NOOOO do it now...

I then mumbled a lot and unpacked my bag and my mum left

I really dont want to end this entry because that would mean that I would feel all guilty about not being in bed... also now I am in my hyper stage of tiredness and my reflux is KILLING ME!!! not literally killing me... just figurativley

We should make a reflux eating monster... I'll call im Lucky... Lucky will be my new amigo, my new pally... Yes somebody else invent one please

I should sleep now... I bet you I will end this blog post and post like... a bizillion updates... or just make a new blog for me to ramble on... YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!!!!